Go To Bed

Hi, I’m Doug Weatherzone, the Lead Marketer at Worst Girl Studios! Today, I’m here to tell you about their great new game: Go to Bed, which critics nationwide are already calling “pretty good, I guess.”

If that’s not enough to stir your pot, let me tell you all the great things about the game.

1. anime girls

How about now? You ready to buy? No? Well, don’t worry, it’s free! So there’s really no reason that you shouldn’t just go ahead and download it. Come on, it’ll be fun. I promise.

Alright, I can see you’re not convinced. Let me sweeten the pot a bit more. Remember the pot from earlier? I’m bringing it back. And now we’re gonna put in some tasty sauce in there to spice it up. Here’s some more cool stuff about Go to Bed.

2. A bunch of totally tubular original songs!

3. Some nice pictures of those anime girls doing stuff!

That’s pretty good, right?

…

You’re still not impressed, huh? You’re really griding my gizmos, pal.

What’s that? The visual novel marketplace is so saturated with generally-competent independent games that it’s hard for one particular game to stand out even if it was good? That having a Lead Marketer for an game made by two twenty-somethings in their spare time is a gross misuse of funds since most exposure would be through word-of-mouth? Hey, I didn’t make the call. I’m just doing my job.

Those sweet indie boys asked me to sell this game, and by golly, I’m going to sell it!

Here’s a list of things that Go To Bed definitely totally certainly has:

-HOT NSFW R18+ HENTAI SCENES*

-MEMES*

-VIDEO REACTION BAIT*

-UHHHHHHH

-SANS*

That do anything for ya? Go play Go To Bed. It’ll rock your donk off.

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*Hello there, Doug Weatherloan here. I’m Worst Girl Studios’s lawyer. These things are claiming are simply not true and I can’t in good conscience allow this. Here is a list of things that are actually in Go To Bed:

-Alf (television show)

-Arby’s (restaurant)

-Deadly combat (murder)

` -Hard-hitting commentary on the video game industry

-Three unique routes. Or maybe like 6? It’s complicated. You’ll see what I mean.

-It kinda depends on what you consider a route.

-There’s just a lot of unique scenarios, okay? Let’s just go with that.

-Talking fruit

-Rats (telepathic)

-Former Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden

-Vore (I’m sorry)

Again, I apologize for any confusion this may have caused. Have fun with the game.

RELEASES WINTER 2019

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